I received a lovely email crumpled ransom note today from a hard working young band nefarious gang of drunken rogues called “Coldplay” “Captain Dan and The Scurvy Crew”, a band who clearly need to start asking for more citrus-based fruits in their rider.

You can check out their unique brand of Pirate-themed hip-hop at CD Baby. Personal favourite: “That’s How We Row”.

Dance. Sing. Smash glasses of ale on each others’ heads. Pillage. Rape if you must. But most of all, buy it.